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Showing posts with label Online Baby Shower. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Online Baby Shower. Show all posts

Friday, March 2, 2007

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Okay, so I'm bored!
Since I'm bored and I need something to entertain myself, I've decided to throw myself an
ONLINE BABY SHOWER!!
No gifts necessary, just good wishes and fun games!!

You'll need a piece of paper and something to write with. Write down your answers and then post the results in the comments. You wouldn't want to be inspired (or confused) by another person's answers.

The games appear backwards so you'll need to scroll down to Game #1 to begin participating!

Game #8: Best Wishes For Baby

This is the last one!!

Real simple, just answer the questions.

  1. Favorite lullabye
  2. Favorite children's story
  3. Favorite nursery rhyme
  4. Favorite children's song
  5. Best baby toy
  6. One item every mother needs
  7. Most useless baby item
  8. One piece of advice for Labor & Delivery
  9. One piece of advice for the new Mommy
  10. One piece of advice for the new Daddy
  11. One parenting tip
  12. One parenting "No-no"
  13. Anything else you'd like to add

Game #7: ABC's

Okay, first, you have to make a list of Baby Related things A-Z... but here's the kicker. Mommy (me) has made a list also. The goal is to match as many answers with Mommy as possible! You only get to choose one word (or short phrase) per letter. Good luck!

Game #6: Mad Lib!!

Fill in the following:

  1. __________ Mommy-to-be
  2. __________ body part
  3. __________ location
  4. __________ present tense verb
  5. __________ Father-to-be
  6. __________ present tense verb
  7. __________ adverb (decribes a verb)
  8. __________ location
  9. __________ adjective (describes a noun)
  10. __________ professional
  11. __________ past tense verb
  12. __________ number
  13. __________ present tense verb
  14. __________ room
  15. __________ verb ending in "ing"
  16. __________ vehicle
  17. __________ adjective (describes a noun)
  18. __________ number
  19. __________ body part
  20. __________ verb ending in "ing"
  21. __________ thing
  22. __________ number
  23. __________ exclamation!
  24. __________ Baby's name
  25. __________ adjective (describes a noun)
  26. __________ body part
  27. __________ number
  28. __________ body part
  29. __________ body part
  30. __________ number
  31. __________ number
  32. __________ number

Game #5: Name That Tune

Make a list of songs that include the word "Baby". Bonus if you can name the singer(s).

Game #4: At the Box Office

How many movies titles can you think of that contain family related words (mother, father, baby, child, etc.)?

Game #3: Word Scramble

Can you decipher these scrambled words relating to babies?

__________ BRIC
__________ LACRED
__________ ARC TEAS
__________ ERAPID
__________ BELTOT
__________ NITBASSE
__________ GNICORK RAICH
__________ RECONUB
__________ GWINS
__________ DETDY ABRE
__________ ROLLREST
__________ RECAFIPI

Game #2: The Price Is Right!!

Here is a list of baby items. To make it a little easier, I've based the prices on what Wal-Mart sells the product for. See how close you can get to the actual price of the item.


Dr. Brown's Natural Flow Standard 8-oz Bottles, 3-pack

$______


Jeep Tote Diaper Bag (pink)

$______






Disney - 2-piece Tennis Dress Set

$______



Gerber - Terry Burp Cloth, 6-pack

$______



Baby Connection - Bodysuit, 5-pack (White)

$______

Game #1: Baby Animals!!


Test your knowledge of baby animal names for fun. See if you know the baby names of these animals. (USE ONLY YOUR OWN BRAIN! NO CHEATING!)


_______________ Alligator
_______________ Alpaca*
_______________ Ant
_______________ Bear
_______________ Cat
_______________ Chicken*
_______________ Cow
_______________ Deer
_______________ Dog*
_______________ Dove*
_______________ Duck
_______________ Eagle*
_______________ Elephant
_______________ Fly
_______________ Fish
_______________ Fox*
_______________ Frog
_______________ Goat
_______________ Goose*
_______________ Grasshopper
_______________ Hawk*
_______________ Horse
_______________ Jellyfish*
_______________ Kangaroo
_______________ Lion
_______________ Monkey
_______________ Owl
_______________ Peacock*
_______________ Penguin
_______________ Pig*
_______________ Platypus
_______________ Rabbit
_______________ Seal
_______________ Shark
_______________ Sheep
_______________ Skunk
_______________ Snake
_______________ Spider
_______________ Swan*
_______________ Turkey*
_______________ Turtle
_______________ Wallaby
_______________ Wasp
Note: The * is just so I can remember where to find the answers later since I used two sites.