Please Wash Your Hands!

Like a little bathroom humor? We've got it all right here! From baby poop to frightening toilets, we relish in spreading the joys and horrors of restroom ramblings!

Please Flush When You Are Done!

Karla's toilet humor:

• Dear Reckless Urinator
• Defying Gravity
• Public Restrooms and Lunch?
• Stinky Baby Poop

Letters to the Editor

Every wanted to write a letter to that random jerk that cut you off on the freeway?

Here's the place to do it!

At the Blogville Daily Gazette we have no stipulations on what our Letter to the Editor might say. You can implicate anyone you feel like. You can say anything you want. We are so dedicated to voicing your distaste and resentment that we will publish any remark you feel fit! There are only two requirements:

1. It must begin, "Dear (whoever you feel like)"
2. You must sign it with a name. Doesn't have to be YOUR name. Just a name to link back to.

All letters will be posted in a timely manner (a.k.a. when I have TIME).

Karla's letters:

• Dear Reckless Urinator
• Dear Jake
• Dear Jackass 1
• Dear Jackass 2
• Dear Jackass 3
• Dear Jackass 4
• Dear Jackass 5
• Dear Jackass 6
• Dear Jackass 7
• Dear Jackass 8
• Dear Jackass 9
• Dear Jackass 10
• Dear Jackass 11
• Dear Jackass 12
• Dear Jackass 13

F.U.C.K.

Are you a victim of the public education system? Are you fed up with teachers, secretaries, principals and other employees of a school? Join the club!

Here at

The Federal University of Corrupting Kids (F.U.C.K.)

we strive to point out the short-comings of your children and you as parents.

Dawn's saga of school secretaries:

• Revenge of the Girls We Never Liked In School
• Are You a Frustrated Power Hungry Bitch?
• By Parents, We Specifically Mean YOU!

Martinis and Jello Shots

If you can't get enough of alcohol-induced humor, you've come to the right place. From posts about alcohol-related recreation, to the drunken stammerings of the inebriated, we're all about alcohol!

Welcome to . . .

The Tavern of Hysteria

Dawn's Drunken Adventures

• All Good Things Come From Rum
• Dear Santa, Have Some Whiskey
• Don't Drink and Blog
• Drunkin' Pumpkin Hayrides
• Mixed Drinks and Disney Land
• Picture a Good Night
• Sangria and the Icecream Man

Karla's Drunken Adventures

• Can't An Alcoholic Get a Nap Anymore?
• Don't Lose Track of Your Wooden Leg
• It's a Bad Idea To Sleep In a Ditch
• Never Sit On a Bleeding Man's Shoulders

That Crazy Cat

Are you a cat lover? A feline fanatic? Do you love their total independance and smug reaction to mankind? Then I have some posts for you!

Brought to you by the fabulous blogger Dawn, I now present . . .

The Saga of the Nameless Cat!

January '07

• And This Round Goes To . . .

February '07

• Get Out of My Face
• I Hate You
• Further Cruelty

March '07

• Revenge