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Sunday, May 20, 2007

Can't Get Enough of the Pictures?

Okay, finally found a use for that other blog site of mine.
From now on, I'll post all the new baby pics
(okay, so not all of them because, well, I'm a camera addict!)
on the other site.
There's absolutely no words
(except titles)
It's just silence and pictures!
Hope you enjoy!!

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 1:42 AM

What's it about?

3 comments:

Grandma Lola said...

YEAH! I'm going over now. BTW, love the new look around here. Pretty snazzy. *hugs and love*

May 21, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Anonymous said...

I'm so hooked on pics....I love the expression on I almost pooped on Daddy...wonder what it would of been if she HAD POOPED ON DADDY..

Grandma is a telephone lol

May 22, 2007 at 8:05 PM
Grandma Lola said...

ok Miss Milking machine...I know you have shooting poop, projectile urine and a babe hanging off your tit that you're dealing with, but we need our fix. Come back!!!! We miss you.

May 23, 2007 at 10:47 AM

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