How Do I Love Thee: White Women CAN Jump

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

White Women CAN Jump

So here I was outside minding my own business. We had just got back from town and the front door was still propped open. When I turn to go inside, THIS is what I saw trying to enter my house!! 13 inches of this!!!

Needless to say my daughter has quite a set of lungs and we found out today that she inheritted them from me. SCREAM? Yes I did. Like a GIRL!!

"DADDY!! COME QUICK!! NOW!!! IT'S GETTING IN THE HOUSE!!!"

All the while I was standing on top of the bench on our front step. Exactly where this creature sought to hide after being chased from the house!

OH YES!! I CAN JUMP!!

I cleared the flowers and landed several feet into the yard!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: I don't know what that thing is, but until Kansas passes a law barring them from houses, I'm staying in Nebraska thank you just the same....

Snakes, mice, rats and coons I can handle,,BUT THIS THING IS JUST CREEPY...SEE YOU IN THE MORNING LOVE MOM MIE; June 21, 2007 at 9:05 PM
Grandma Lola said...: heh. We had small lizards in Mexico...ewww

Safe travels honey.; June 22, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Sunshine said...: YIKES!!!!!!!!!; June 24, 2007 at 8:14 AM
It's me, T.J. said...: Wow!

That's a big lizard.; June 24, 2007 at 9:09 PM
Grandma Lola said...: hey! Did you fall into a sink hole or what? Post already!
oh... and give that gorgeous babe a kiss from me; June 30, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Anonymous said...: WE DON'T CARE IF DADDY DEAREST DOESN'T GET HIS BEAUTY SLEEP, WAKE HIS GOD DAMN ASS UP AND TELL HIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS SCREAMING DEMON CHILD FOR AN HOUR SO YOU CAN GOD DAMN POST BEFORE CHRIS AND I GO CRAZY... MAYBE THAT SHOULD BE CRAZIER.... HA HA HA HA

OH,,, DADDY DEAREST, YES WE LOVE YOU,,,BUT SHE NEEDS TO POST...; June 30, 2007 at 10:52 PM
Grandma Lola said...: crazier, for sure. heh; July 2, 2007 at 12:00 PM