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Friday, November 9, 2007

Guess Who?



Mommie & Ellie on Halloween 2007 at the Mall.

Dressed up as a school girl with an apple!

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 9:34 PM

What's it about?

2 comments:

Sunshine said...

Very cute!!

November 9, 2007 at 9:42 PM
Anonymous said...

Cute Apple,, wonder who made that cute outfit? he he he But what happened to the black pecker hat?? So rude,, someone worked so hard to make a black pecker look like an apple stem and you didn't even let her wear it...

November 15, 2007 at 6:57 PM

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