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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Don't let her fool you!

My co-worker (CLICK HERE) is a LIAR!!!

That's right... don't believe a word she says!

She really killed the cat! Don't listen to a word she says. The cat died in the dryer. I don't beleve her, you shouldn't. It's a dead cat, she's just stalling trying to figure out how to tell the kids that the cat died in the dryer.

*whispers*
I think it's because she secretly hates cats.

I bet she did it on purpose!

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 12:30 PM

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