• I have 27 years of insanity under my belt
• I like most animals better than most people
• Daddy Dearest & I live together in "sin"
• We're expecting our first "love-child" in May
• She already has her own car, but I'm borrowing it!
• My DNA provider is the scum of the Earth
• I adore both of my parents
• I'm still just a country-girl at heart
• That doesn't keep me from rocking out!
• I have a long fuse, but a nuclear temper!
• I can read something 15 times and still miss my typos
• I totally abuse the word "that"
• My English teachers would be so ashamed
• I'm very crafty, put I seldom finish projects
• I suffer from kitchenphobiaitis!
• Crowded places make me nervous
• I'm terrified of dentists
• I'm horribly indecisive on most things
• I love the outdoors, but hate bugs and weather
• I kill houseplants if I look at them
• Some people think I'm strange
• I don't keep secrets about myself
• I got my mother and cousin addicted to blogging
• I have a sock fetish
• I love fresh flowers of all sorts
• I'm an only child
• BUT
• I have 3 half-sisters, 2 half-brothers, 1 adopted half-brother
• 1 not-really-foster-sister
• 1 step-brother & 3 ex-step-siblings
• 2 not-quite-step-brothers
• 2 ex-brother-in-laws
• 1 not-really-brother-in-law & 1 not-really-sister-in-law
• AND
• several "adopted" stray siblings
• I can sing, but I can't dance
• I'm extremely shy, but I talk too much
• I thrive on sarcasm
• I despise drama
• I make compulsive lists about nothing