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Friday, April 20, 2007

The Alphabet Game

Wanna play? Check out the rules (and entries so far) here.

The letter "E"

Essay Explaining Evolution

Enter
Echoing erotic escapade ensues
Each extremely exciting embrace entices exhilarating effects
Ejaculation efforts embedded emerald embryo exactly
Extended elaborate expert examinations ensure exotic extraterrestrial exists
Everyone expresses extraordinary elation
Eventually environment eases establishing endearment
Excellent enthusiasm elevates enchantment
Easily evident expansion everywhere
Endless enlargement exhausts every experience
Everything evokes extreme emotions
Estrogen error escalates
Explosive eruptions evident every evening
Evidently eating everything edible endorses elephantitis
Excessive engorgement evokes empathetic exclamations everyday
Everlasting eras elapse
Estimated eviction eagerly expected
Everybody encourages early epidural elixir
Emergence expects excruciating elements
Enduring energy essentially employed expels Earthling
Expect exalting experience exceeding every elating enjoyable expectation
Exit

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 8:16 PM

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

tHIS IS GREAT NOW IF N WILL TAKE I AND CHRIS WILL TAKE O WE CAN ALL WORK ON U M.D. TOOK Q

April 20, 2007 at 11:18 PM
Grandma Lola said...

This is funny as hell. I finally got D up, and since I'm a glutton for punishment, I'm going to come back later & hope like hell someone else took "G".

April 21, 2007 at 10:26 AM

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