Outrage

Here's the last letter from my uncle. I never did get around to responding, but I'll come up with something one of these days.

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Niece,

In a shameless attempt to get out of paying a bill, you have attacked all my friends. After telling them about your comments, there replies were as follows:

Mary Jane said, "I need to weed out the bad kin and smoke 'em!"

Jose responded with "Senor Rojo been berry berry good!"

Jack thinks you hate him because he's black!

Then there's Bud. Bud cannot believe the terrible things you, a fellow horse lover, said about him. He wonders if you realize that a total disassociation with Bud would result in 5 majectic Cleidsdales starving to death? And wonders if you should be teaching our youths.

Till next time,

Uncle