Hello and welcome to the MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you.

If you are dislexic, press 69696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

And if you have low self esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy for your shit!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Yes, She ALWAYS smiles for the camera!!

We're #1

I'm a little munchkin child!!

Come any closer and I'll sock you one!


Happy Holidays!!


Anonymous said...

ahhh, yeppers there is a little bulldog in her. Love the fist, but honey don't tuck your thumb in, the impact will break it. When you sock em, the thumb goes on the outside of the fist. \

That's right, good girl.. See you in a few days if all goes well.

love Mom mie

Chris said...

lmao at your mother. Honey you have a beautiful little family there.

give Miss Sweetie a hug & kiss from her Aunt Chris

It's me, T.J. said...

The baby is getting so big!

She's beautiful.

Nice family!

I know I haven't been by in a while...

Stopping by to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Blessed and Prosperous New Year.