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Saturday, November 24, 2007

Yes, She ALWAYS smiles for the camera!!


We're #1
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I'm a little munchkin child!!
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Come any closer and I'll sock you one!

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Happy Holidays!!

3 comments:

Old Woman that lived in a shoe said...

ahhh, yeppers there is a little bulldog in her. Love the fist, but honey don't tuck your thumb in, the impact will break it. When you sock em, the thumb goes on the outside of the fist. \

That's right, good girl.. See you in a few days if all goes well.

love Mom mie

Chris said...

lmao at your mother. Honey you have a beautiful little family there.

give Miss Sweetie a hug & kiss from her Aunt Chris

It's me, T.J. said...

The baby is getting so big!

She's beautiful.

Nice family!


I know I haven't been by in a while...

Stopping by to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Blessed and Prosperous New Year.

later...