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Friday, August 10, 2007

Proof of Life

Random Conversation for your entertainment (On our anniversary in the hotel spa)

Me: Once upon a time there was a...
Daddy Dearest: MAN
Me: And he wanted to...
DD: F#CK
Me: But he didn't have a...
DD: CONDOM
Me: So he used a...
DD: NAPKIN
Me: But it...
DD: BROKE
Me: And so he...
DD: DIED!!
Me: The End

2 comments:

Old Woman that lived in a shoe said...

Yea yea yea...WTF? If you can't pop out a decent blog you might as well pop me out another Granddaughter...geeze,,it wouldn't take as long...What's the story here,, kid keeping you busy or something?? oh don't give me that your back to work crap or you have an ear ache...don't care..want funny want it now...
and who are these ass holes that come to visit and never leave comments...shit who the fuck they think they are...

oops, sorry about the potty mouth,,,me bad...bye now going for booze it's on ice...

Sunshine said...

You are completely insane...but in a good way!