Don't be a hypocrite!

You're okay when the school censors clothing that promotes alocohol, tobacco or drugs.  You're okay when the school censors clothing that implies inappropriate behavior.

You're okay when the school censors how short skirts can be, even if that means the cheerleaders are not allowed to wear their uniforms to school.

You're okay when the school censors chains, trench coats, bandanas, head bands and jewelry.

You even recommend that the school should censor some of the books that are extremely graphic and intense.

 

However, the minute someone points out that your pep club t-shirts might be taken the wrong way, you are instantly pissed to hell and back!

 

I'm sorry that it didn't click in your mind.  Clearly, it is an issue you need to take up with your husband.  Thankfully, I am not the only person who totally understands how someone could take your "logo" the wrong way.

 

Yes we may be sickos.  We may be perverts.  We may need to get our minds out of the gutter.  But that is besides the point.

 

"GIVE US SOMETHING TO SCREAM ABOUT!"  can be taken wrong on so many levels.

 

The madder you get, the more I think you are just jealous that some of us have something to scream about!!!

 

And if my memory serves me right, I do recall a few cheerleaders who had something to scream about on the bus ride home from the game.

 

You want to censor things, you're gonna have to get over it and choose a new logo.

 

Sorry if it hurt your feel bads, but I'm just speaking the truth.  You can't have one set of rules for the school and another set for your organizations.

 

I still vote you leave the shirts the way they are.  But I'm a trouble making bitch like that who loves to see "upity" people all freaked out over stupid bullshit.

 

Better yet, get T-shirts that say:

 

"SEND THIS BACK TO MY PARENTS SOAKED!"

 

That'll piss em off!

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Happy Holidays!!

My latest accomplishment!

About a week ago, I recieved a postcard from an "anonomous" mailer letting me know that there would be a party for my great-uncles birthday.  Since my mother had recieved a phone call a few days prior, it was no surprise that there was a party.  It was, however, a surprise to find the postcard in the mail THE DAY BEFORE the "party"!!  Unfortunately, much like our summer camp out, I was unable to attend on such a short notice!

 

Upon closer examination, I realized that the "mystery mailer" had suddenly forgotten my name!  I realize that I haven't spoken to anyone in a while, but I'm pretty sure there are enough gossip-mongers around to spread the news if I had run off with the pizza boy and changed my name to SNITZLEBOGGER MCGOOGLETON!!

 

Further examination, revealed my address was wrong, which probably (along with no last name) contributed to the late arrival of my postcard.  I find it very difficult to believe that the "mystery mailer" was capable of remembering my zip code, but somehow forgot my house number by accident.

 

At this point I became a little bit irked.  Honestly, why in the world would you take the time to invite me to a party and then intentionally forget my name, miswrite my address, and then not even sign the postcard (I mean photograph you wrote on the back of) with your name or return address?  WHAT A WASTE OF A STAMP!!  If you were trying to punish me, you might start by keeping me away from things I like.  Eating dinner at a cheesy western bar with a bunch of 70-year-olds is not my idea of great excitement!!  Gee, real sorry I missed out on all that excitement!!

 

So today, I finally found the time to be a real BITCH!

 

I sent a postcard with these two maps on the front:

Then, I took a knife and cut out a square in Nebraska where my parents live, and a square in Kansas where I live.

 

Written in the upper left, it says:

 

Since you find it

so hard to simply

APPOLOGIZE

for being WRONG!

Written in the bottom right:

Maybe it

will be easier

if you just

DO THIS!

On the back I wrote:

I'm not dumb enough to believe you lost my

address or accidentally forgot how to write it

correctly.  I'm not stupid enough to think that

you forgot what MY LAST NAME WAS!  And

I don't think it's a coincidence that your post-

card arrived in my mail the day before the party!

 

GROW UP!!!

 

Since you can't act like adults, please forget

where I live, lose my address, erase my phone

number AND forget any "holidays".

 

AND LEAVE MY PARENTS ALONE!!  You

didn't give a shit when it mattered so don't

bother them now!

Along the bottom edge I placed our latest family pic, a pic of Ellie, and two 3-generation photos.  Of course, I couldn't resist strategically placing hearts over Ellie's face in ALL of the pictures! (that was the influence of my mother & co-worker)

 

Then I wrote near the pictures in small print:

Does this make

you mad?

I'd apologize

but I don't

think I've done

anything

wrong!

Hand written along the middle edge it says:

Looks like childish bullshit is contagious!

Since I wanted to be sure my postcard arrived, I did not omit the last name... instead I mispelled it henDICKS!!!  Then I addressed it to the wrong P.O. Box (40 instead of 42).

 

I will be mailing this postcard today or tomorrow... oh the joys!

 

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO MESS WITH ME???!!!

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Mommie & Ellie on Halloween 2007 at the Mall.

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