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If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you.

If you are dislexic, press 69696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

And if you have low self esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy for your shit!

Monday, June 18, 2007

This Might Be TMI but . . .




3 comments:

Gardener Greg said...

Is there a test? I guess I failed.

Greg

Chris said...

damn tests...
*hugs & love*

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

sign in butthead...add 2 hours to the post time and that's what time I really posted...so i'm on line now...get with it