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Friday, June 8, 2007

Bored?

Read my FRONT DESK ----------->
Leave me a comment to tell me how far you actually got.
I'm curious to see how BORED you really are!!

I'll give you extra BOREDOM points if you not only read the whole thing, but take the time to actually click all of the random links (some of them really are worth a click).

Enjoy!!

3 comments:

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

I think I made it through them all... I'm sorry I missed Mindy but she's a stupid cunt so she wouldn't be able to answer my question anyway.

My question was where the hell are the new pictures and how much does she weigh???

Chris said...

I made it through too. love the bumper snickers. *hugs*

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

oK YEA IT'S SOCIALLYRETARDEDGRANNYGODDESS WITH THE EMPHASIS ON RETARDED..

SO I SAW THE NEW PICS GET OFF MY ASS WOMAN... LOVE MOM MIE