Hello and welcome to the MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you.

If you are dislexic, press 69696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

And if you have low self esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy for your shit!

Saturday, March 22, 2008


...it's harder than it looks!
*Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...
*they have to be real places names, things...nothing made up! You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. Good luck!

1. What is your name? Kori
2. A four letter word: Kick
3. Vehicle: Kia
4. City: Kansas City
5. Boy's Name: Kevin
6. Girl's Name: Keira
7. Alcoholic drink: Kalua
8. Occupation: Karate Instructor
9. Something you wear: Knee highs
10. Celebrity: Kevin Costner
11. Food: kiwi
12. Something found in a bathroom: Kleenex
13. Reason for Being Late: Kissing
14. Cartoon Character: (hello) Kitty
15. Something You Shout: Knock it off!!
16. Animal: Koala
17. Body part: knee
18. Word to describe you: kinky (hahaha)

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