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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

A Week In Pictures

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 - 11:00 pm
Last Hour of Pregnancy!
Packing up those last minute things before we headed to the Hospital for our induction.
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Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 - 8:30 pm
Happy Birthday Ellie!
Ellie's very first picture. Daddy finally got to hold her after they got her all cleaned up and checked out.
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Thursday, May 10th, 2007
Our First Full Day!
I just can't believe how tiny she looks when her Daddy holds her. It fascinates me.
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Friday, May 11th, 2007
Our First Car Ride
We finally made it home!! The denim quilt is Mommie's latest sewing accomplishment. I'm taking a long break from sewing after cutting out and sewing all those 2-inch denim squares. Super thanks to Grandma Juice for finishing the last two seams and adding a backing for Mommie.
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Saturday, May 12th, 2007
Our First Day at Home
One tiny (sleepy) baby girl laying on one BIG bed! We kept it a secret that Grandma & Grandpa left early. The three of us enjoyed a day relaxing as a family without having to entertain anyone else.
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Sunday, May 13th, 2007
Happy Mother's Day - First Trip to Town
Daddy's precious little angel loves to sleep (so does her Mommie).
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Monday, May 14th, 2007
Our First Day Outside.
Mommie & Ellie sat on the front step while Daddy planted more flowers around the apartment. Later, we all went for a walk down to the end of the street and back. Baby Ellie really enjoyed the outside, but Mommie kind of overdid it a little.
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2 comments:

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

Thank you so much for posting the pics.. Mom Mie

Chris said...

*sniff* sheesh! you forgot to put a kleenex warning on this post. She is beautiful, and so is her momma.