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Friday, April 20, 2007

OMG You're NUTS!!

So I was skimming through pregnancy boards (my second favorite past-time these days) and found a woman who had reponded to a question. The question and response aren't important. What got me was in her "signature" she lists her children.

#1. Grace - 8 lbs.
#2. Melissa - 9 lbs 4 oz.
#3. Johnathan - 12 lbs 10.5 oz
#4. David - 9 lbs 13 oz
#5. Allison - 9 lbs 5 oz
#6. Boy EDD May 23rd

My first thoughts were . . .

  1. SIX KIDS!!
  2. OMG! THEY'RE HUGE!!!
  3. Did you need to clarify that extra half ounce on a 12+ pound baby?
  4. Did Johnathan's birth announcement list the weight or just say "FUCK!"
  5. Have you started writing "smaller than the last one"?
  6. How could you ever have sex again after a 12+ pound baby?
  7. Are you a glutton for punishment?
  8. 12 POUNDS!!

1 comment:

Chris said...

"Did Johnathan's birth announcement list the weight or just say "FUCK!"

bwhahahahaha

Doncha know that reading pregnancy boards while pregnant can only inflict worry and "OH-MY-FUCKING-GOD-YOU-MUST-BE-KIDDING!" coming out of your mouth for the remainder of your pregnancy?

Repeat after me, No More Pregancy Blogs. heh.