Hello and welcome to the MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.


If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you.

If you are dislexic, press 69696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

And if you have low self esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy for your shit!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Congratulations!!

Suburban Turmoil blogger, Lindsey, had her baby!!

"Bruiser" was born at 3:48 pm on Wednesday, March 14th, 2007!

He was 10 lbs, 1/4 oz and 22 inches long!!

A HUGE CONGRATS IS IN ORDER!!
(so get your butts over there and congratulate her! Any woman who has a 10+ pound baby deserves tons of "happy thoughts".)

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 7:15 PM

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