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Saturday, March 10, 2007

All Points Bulletin

Missing: One Crazy Cousin!!

Last seen on Tuesday right before an episode of HOUSE!

Family & friends are greatly concerned that she may have fallen out into the "real" world. Blogland will not be the same until she is safely returned.

Authorities are investigating many possible scenerios.
Family fears that HOUSE withdrawl may have gotten the better of her 5 seconds before the episode aired. They are greatly concerned that she might have thrown herself at the mercy of the TROLLS!!

A search of all area blogs has returned no leads.

If you or someone you know has any information regarding the whereabouts of this missing blogger, please report it to the Blogland Police Department. It is vital that we find this Crazy Cousin before she becomes too wrapped up in the "real" world to take the time to blog for us!!

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 11:59 AM

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG THIS SHOULD BRING HER BACK TO BLOG LAND KICKING AND SCREAMING. I HAVE BEEN SAVING SOME OF THE OLDER BLOGS IN CASE WE HAVE TO PAY A BLOG RANSOM FOR HER.

March 10, 2007 at 4:05 PM
Randomness said...

NEWS FLASH I AM BACK... HE HE HE

March 15, 2007 at 8:22 PM

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