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Friday, March 2, 2007

Game #1: Baby Animals!!


Test your knowledge of baby animal names for fun. See if you know the baby names of these animals. (USE ONLY YOUR OWN BRAIN! NO CHEATING!)


_______________ Alligator
_______________ Alpaca*
_______________ Ant
_______________ Bear
_______________ Cat
_______________ Chicken*
_______________ Cow
_______________ Deer
_______________ Dog*
_______________ Dove*
_______________ Duck
_______________ Eagle*
_______________ Elephant
_______________ Fly
_______________ Fish
_______________ Fox*
_______________ Frog
_______________ Goat
_______________ Goose*
_______________ Grasshopper
_______________ Hawk*
_______________ Horse
_______________ Jellyfish*
_______________ Kangaroo
_______________ Lion
_______________ Monkey
_______________ Owl
_______________ Peacock*
_______________ Penguin
_______________ Pig*
_______________ Platypus
_______________ Rabbit
_______________ Seal
_______________ Shark
_______________ Sheep
_______________ Skunk
_______________ Snake
_______________ Spider
_______________ Swan*
_______________ Turkey*
_______________ Turtle
_______________ Wallaby
_______________ Wasp
Note: The * is just so I can remember where to find the answers later since I used two sites.

2 comments:

Randomness said...

First, I would like that thank myself for reading farm animal books to my nephews for some of these and for taking zoology in college for some of the other's however, I don't have them all. I think I did a damn good job.
Alligator
Alpaca
Ant
Bear-Cub
Cat-kitten
chicken-chick
cow-calf
deer-fawn
dog-pup
dove-chick (Thanks to my family on bonnie's side)
duck-duckling
eagle
elephant-calf
fly-maggot
fish-fry
fox-cub
frog-tadpole
goat-kid
goose-goslin
grasshopper-nymph
hawk
horse-colt
jellyfish-ephyna
kangaroo-joey
lion-cub
monkey
owl
peacock
penguin
pig-piglet
platypus
rabbit-bunny
seal-pup
shark-pup
sheep-lamb
skunk
snake
spider
swan-sygnet
turkey-poult
turtle
wallaby-joey
wasp-larva

Crazy Ace said...

Alligator-Bitter
Alpaca-Baby Al
Ant-antet
Bear-Cub
Cat-Kitten
Chicken-chick
cow-calf
deer-fawn
Dog-puppy
Dove-chick
duck-duckling
eagle-Baby Eagle
elephant-Dumbo
fly-maggot
fish-Nemo
Fox-Baby Fox
Frog-Tadpole
goat-kid
goose-gooseling
grasshopper-Seed Hopper
Hawk-hawkett
horse-colt
jellyfish-Ink
Kangoroo-roo
lion-cub Simba
monkey-Little Grabber
owl-baby hooter
peacock-peawinnie
penguin-chick
pig-piglet
platypus-platyhappy
rabbit-bunny
seal-pup
shark- wantabe fish
sheep-lamb
skunk-Flower
Snake-Hisser
spider-Almost Dead
swan-duckling
turkey-chick
turtle-Half Shell
Walleyby-baby joey
wasp-stinger