See If This Is Blunt Enough For You

Here's a little story I wrote! See if you can fill in the blanks.

_____ and _____ didn't know what time _____ was going in for surgery. _____ and _____ didn't get told when they could visit. _____ and _____ figured someone would call them to let them know that _____ was okay. When _____ was out of surgery, neither _____ or _____ called _____ or _____. _____ called the hospital and finally got through to the room where she talked to _____ and found out that _____ was okay. _____ then called her brother and daughter to tell him that _____ was okay because they were worried also.

_____ sent a ballon to _____ after she got home from the hospital. _____ got the balloon because she sent a thank you back to _____.

_____ sent a package to _____ with some movies in it. _____ never got a thank you or phone call back. _____ doesn't know if the package got lost in the mail or whether _____ is just not talking to her.

_____ has had two dental surgeries and been very sick but _____ has not called to see how she is doing. The electricity was out all day at _____ and _____'s house due to a snow storm but _____ didn't bother to call and see if _____ was okay. Instead, ______ called me and asked me if I was snowed in.

_____ complained at a party about how _____ and _____ had not called her while she was in the hospital to see if she was okay. Either _____ is lying about this or _____ didn't tell her that _____ DID call and _____ was fighting a snow storm in _____ and couldn't call. _____ and _____ saw two relatives while shopping that day and did not bother to tell them that _____ was in the hospital.

I refuse to answer any phone calls from _____ until _____ decides that _____ and _____ are important enough to call.

Our little girl is due on _____ and we are going to name her _____. If the _____ family does not pull their _____s out of the _____es before she gets her, they will be reading about it in the local _____.

_____ might be mad that I'm being this way, but frankly I think this is all a bunch of _____ and I am not going to expose my _____ to it. I have spent too many years listening to _____ complain about the things that my _____ does or does not do and I will not have my daughter listening to the same stuff.

While it really doesn't bother _____ whether or not _____ is talking to her or not, it does bother me. I will not have people in my life who cannot be sociable with _____ and _____. You'd think that _____ would have figured out a long time ago that _____ and I are a package deal.

If you've lost _____'s phone number, I know for a fact that it is listed in the phone book. If you can't take the time to look up _____'s phone number and find out how _____ and _____ are doing than I suggest that you misplace my phone number as well. I will not be returning letters or phone calls until I am satisfied that this issue is resolved! I don't like playing this game, but I'm not the one who started it.

My only regret right now is that _____ is caught in the middle of this and he is probably oblivious to the _____ that is being pulled by _____! I love you all very dearly, but I love _____ MORE!!
GROW THE _____ UP!!!