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Friday, March 2, 2007

Game #5: Name That Tune

Make a list of songs that include the word "Baby". Bonus if you can name the singer(s).


Anonymous said...

baby baby don't get hooked on me
baby cake
baby's got her blue jeans on
baby left dallas
baby in the front seat
baby i hate these games

Randomness said...

Baby got back
Babys got her blue jeans on
Miss me baby-chris cagle
Always be my baby-mariah carey
Oh me oh my sweet baby-george straight
Rock-a-bye baby
hey baby
Ice ice baby-vanilla ice
momma don't let your babies...willie
There goes my baby-trisha yearwood
You'll always be my baby-sara evans

High maintance woman-toby keith
a little too late-toby keith
The baby-blake shelton

i could go on and on

Crazy Ace said...

Baby Got her blue Jeans on-Conway
Be my Baby tonite-John Micheal
Always be My baby-Mariah
Ice Ice Baby-Vanilla Ice

Momma don't let your babies-Willie&Wylon