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Friday, March 2, 2007

Game #2: The Price Is Right!!

Here is a list of baby items. To make it a little easier, I've based the prices on what Wal-Mart sells the product for. See how close you can get to the actual price of the item.


Dr. Brown's Natural Flow Standard 8-oz Bottles, 3-pack

$______


Jeep Tote Diaper Bag (pink)

$______






Disney - 2-piece Tennis Dress Set

$______



Gerber - Terry Burp Cloth, 6-pack

$______



Baby Connection - Bodysuit, 5-pack (White)

$______

3 comments:

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

bottles 8.98
tote 29.98
tennis dress set 17.98
burp clothes 11.98 mom mie made you 2 dozen for $3.00
body suits. 19.98

Randomness said...

1. $5.99
2. $14.98
3. $12.98
4. $2.99
5. $3.48

he he...i have no idea

Crazy Ace said...

11.99
25.99
15.00
5.99
8.99