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Friday, March 2, 2007

Game #7: ABC's

Okay, first, you have to make a list of Baby Related things A-Z... but here's the kicker. Mommy (me) has made a list also. The goal is to match as many answers with Mommy as possible! You only get to choose one word (or short phrase) per letter. Good luck!

2 comments:

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

A:
B: burp rags
C: cradle
D: diapers
E: Evenflo
F: formula
G: Gerbers
H: huggies
I: infant
J: johns and johns
K: kimberly/clark
L: lullabies
M: mama
N: nursery
O:
P: powder
Q: Q-tips
R: rocker
S: sleeper
T: teddybear
U: undershirts
V: vitamins
W: walker
X:
Y:
Z:
Sorry honey this is the best your old mom could do.

Randomness said...

apple sauce
bib
car seat
diaperbag
ear infection
formula
girl
high chair
infant
jumper
kill daddy
lullaby
milk
newborn
onesie
pacifier
quilt
rattle
spit up
totty
urgent
vulgarity
wipes
X-cited
yawn
zygote