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Friday, March 2, 2007

Game #6: Mad Lib!!

Fill in the following:

  1. __________ Mommy-to-be
  2. __________ body part
  3. __________ location
  4. __________ present tense verb
  5. __________ Father-to-be
  6. __________ present tense verb
  7. __________ adverb (decribes a verb)
  8. __________ location
  9. __________ adjective (describes a noun)
  10. __________ professional
  11. __________ past tense verb
  12. __________ number
  13. __________ present tense verb
  14. __________ room
  15. __________ verb ending in "ing"
  16. __________ vehicle
  17. __________ adjective (describes a noun)
  18. __________ number
  19. __________ body part
  20. __________ verb ending in "ing"
  21. __________ thing
  22. __________ number
  23. __________ exclamation!
  24. __________ Baby's name
  25. __________ adjective (describes a noun)
  26. __________ body part
  27. __________ number
  28. __________ body part
  29. __________ body part
  30. __________ number
  31. __________ number
  32. __________ number

2 comments:

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

kori
boob
under the couch
jiggles
steve
hops
quickly
under the frig
purple
teacher
moved
fast
bathroom
swinging
pickup
green
one
penis
dipping
cat
three
ouch
elllie
extremely
butt
one
legs
arms
two
five
eleven

Randomness said...

kori
boobs
atop a water tower
climb
steve
jump
wildly
niagra falls
pink
bull fighter
blew 5
open
utility room
spitting
corvette
giant
357
ear
spinning
doll
4.3
SHIT!
Elocin
flat
tummy
1
leg
pinky
875
113
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