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Friday, March 23, 2007

Drunken Baby Syndrome

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  • Me: (to belly) You've been quiet all day and the minute we sit down by Daddy you start kicking me to death!
  • Daddy: That's probably because I just tapped on your belly like fifty times!
  • Me: (places hands on head) AHHHH! Bad Daddy!! Bebe have HANGOVER!!
  • Daddy: (raising one eyebrow) Have you been drinking?
  • Me: Well, no! But she might have been!
  • Daddy: (nodding) Oh! Injecting it straight to her are you?
  • Me: NO! But I am certain that she's been throwing some CRAZY parties in there!!
  • Daddy: (with a very concerned look on his face) There is just ONE in there, right?
  • Me: Well, I'm pretty sure she sends her friends home after the party . . . or maybe she's just throwing parties with the voices in her head!
  • Daddy: Well! What would you do if you were trapped in a box for NINE MONTHS!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She's just getting a head start on Uncle Dan and Brian for the camp out. One thing about it, if she has an upset stomach at the campout, there's always plenty of people puking in the woods, she can join them.. love Mom Mie