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Saturday, March 31, 2007

I Need New Blog Sites

As you can see, my list of "20 crazy people" has three listings who have failed to make me laugh this month.

Tragically, they will need to be replaced with someone who can provide me with some comic relief! There is way too much seriousness in this world and I simply cannot accept going an entire month without having something to laugh about.

So, if you know of anyone who can fill the void in my life, please leave me a comment about them so I can check out their site.

I am willing to promote more than 20 sites through the month of April in the hopes of finding some steady amusement. At the end of the month, the top 20 sites will remain on "20 crazy people". In the event that I feel reluctant to delete someone, I will consider revising my list length or creating another section for bloggers I enjoy.

Come on readers! Offer up some suggestions! Think you're funny enough to make the list! Feel free to pimp yourself!

1 comment:

Tink said...

Check out the link for "Kill The Goat" on my blog. That girl makes coffee come out of my nose.