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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Ellie's Space!

Thank you to Ellie's Auntie for giving her all the stuff her cousin outgrew.
A cradle...

A jumper...

And a bunch of clothes that Ellie's cousin outgrew...
Oh, and these adorable onsies!!And last but not least, a 41" pic from this week (#31)

9 weeks left to go!!

Ranting by Ellie's Mommie at 4:30 PM

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2 comments:

Tink said...

Awww. I'm a sucker for belly shots!

March 14, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Anonymous said...

Too neat. Neat little blue blankie. No room for Ellie with all your bears in there. I love the fact you are passing on our family tradition of hand me downs. I would like to be the one to teach her that the cute clothes in WalMart are really for sale. Hope you will give me that one. love Mom Mie.... cute baby belly

March 14, 2007 at 4:10 PM

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