How Much Do You Recall?

Okay, so for some reason my mother is currently asking what the 10 commandments are. I picture she is forming some rancidly hilarious blog about her Anti-Christian views that will probably make me pee myself. But before I go and read what she writes I thought I would tell you how hard it is to come up with the 10 commandments from memory if you haven't set foot in a church since you were say 10.

This is what I came up with:

1- Don't kill stupid people (maim, just don't kill!)
2- Don't tell any lies
3- Don't say naughty words or call God bad names
4- Don't cheat on your spouse
5- Don't steal
6- Don't wish you had other people's shit
7- Don't claim to have any other invisible men in the sky
8- Love & honor the idiots that brought you into this world
9- Don't work on Sunday
and
10-

Well SHIT!

The truth is that I forgot what the last one is, but considering I've already broken 8 of the above mentioned rules, I'm pretty well screwed!

However, I am giving myself a 90% on the DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID WRONG? TEST, which means I get and A-

So yes, I'll be getting a one-way ticket straight to Hell, but on the plus side, I won't have any problems making the Dean's List. Mom will be SO PROUD!!!