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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

An Afterthought

So... All this unwanted drama over my ex made me realize something!

I'm pretty lucky!

You see, it just occured to me that the INSANE PSYCHOTIC MULE'S ASS I USED TO CALL MY MOTHER IN LAW is stuck with her son for the rest of his natural life.

AND

That STUPID ALBINO P.O.S. NON-REPRODUCTIVE IDIOT I MARRIED is stuck with her as his mother for the rest of her life.

Since he's a perfect example of why animals eat their young and she is the reason children divorce their parents, I think it's pretty fitting that they're STUCK with each other!

I feel better now.

Got any "creative" names for people you can't stand... I'd love to hear them!

3 comments:

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

Remember we will always have the picture of her fat ass with her skin tight WHITE jeans up her crack and her pretty colored underwear. Who wears that shit to their son's wedding. They were just too high class for me.

I am also very happy that his boys can't swim. You are slightly forgetful and you do loose things. If you had a baby with the albino, you may have lost her in the snow. So all worked out well. Love you,, your mom mie

Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

AS FOR HIS NICK NAME:
Lisa's little titty sucker.
BILL'S little butt wiper.
Zoe's little zitboy.

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