Today Smooth Legs; Tommorow the World!
Yes! I shaved my legs today! Okay, so I semi-shaved my legs in a way that only a pregnant woman can appreciate. I hearby swear by the Schick Quatro which allowed me to clumsily go over areas (even though I couldn't see them) without obtaining a single nick. Daddy Dearest thinks the fact that I accomplished this is the most hilarious thing in the world. Imagine how funny he'd think it was if he'd actually been present to observe this miraculous act of manuevering.
My next goal will be to paint my toenails. Of course, if Daddy was really sweet he'd do it for me. However, considering the fact that the man nearly projectile vomits at the smell of fingernail polish, I highly doubt that will be a reality. I am determined, nonetheless, to have painted toenails in the near future. Even if I have to pay the neighbor ladies 9-year-old to do it!
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I know this is the last resort of the truly desperate, but you should consider using Nair while you're pregnant. I didn't think of that when I was pregnant--come to think of it, is it safe for pregnant chicks?--which is why I eventually found myself with my feet in the stirrups in the delivery room, examining the very visible hair on my chubby white legs. My poor doctor.
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