Another Sesame Street Lesson

The ABC's of Pregnancy

A - A$$H*L3 (What Daddy will probably get called at least once during delivery!)


B - Baby Belly


C - Cheeseburgers (aka: The Quickest Way to Cheer Mommy Up)


D - Daddy Dearest


E - Expensive (i.e. Doctor's Bills, Baby Supplies, Maternity Clothes, etc.)


F - Feet (What I would love to see again!)


G - Gigantic (How big I feel!)


H - Hormonal!!


I - It's a Girl!!!


J - Jello (What my belly looks like when baby gets frisky)


K - Kickboxer (What our little girl will be when she grows up)


L - Legs (Something I long to shave again!)


M - Motherhood


N - Nookie (What I have no desire for these day. Sorry, was that too much?)


O - Obstetrician (Someone who probably knows more about you than your significant other at this point!)


P - Pain killers (What I'll be screaming for the minute I hit the hospital doors!)


Q - Questions (10,000 thoughts that scramble your brain on a daily basis. 9,999 of them have no right answer)


R - Rhogam (A shot that makes your butt cheek hurt for 3 days afterwards)


S - Sleep (A rare commodity from now until graduation)


T - Third Trimester (The longest three months of your life)


U - Ultrasound (Those fabulous prenatal pictures that are so very expensive)


V - Virgin (What I swear I am!!)


W - Waddle When you Walk!!


X - X-Rays (Just another excuse for avoiding the dentist!)


Y - Yoga (The art of being able to put your socks on in the morning)


Z - Zippers (What I'm thankful my shoes have, rather than laces)