How do you spell that again?

The hardest word in the world for me to spell is “weird”. I always want to spell it wierd. Either way it looks very weird to me. Can you imagine trying to sort these two spellings out and trying to determine which was the proper spelling?

“How do you spell weird?”
“W-E-I-R-D”
“Well that looks weird!”
“That’s because it is ‘weird’.”
“I would have spelled it W-I-E-R-D.”
“No, I think that looks weird!”
“That’s what we’re trying to spell!”
“No, it just doesn’t look right.”
“Now they both look weird!”
“Well, they can’t both be ‘weird’. There’s only one way to spell it!”
“I don’t know, but one of them is ‘weird’ and the other one is just weird!”